Sol ([info]solfood) wrote,
@ 2008-04-04 17:13:00
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excerpts from a friday afternoon
(5:01:22 PM) Rob: at any rate, i certainly will not fly southwest
(5:01:36 PM) Sol: i have not decided yet
(5:02:21 PM) Sol: they really are cheap for some flights =D
(5:02:23 PM) Sol: haha
(5:02:30 PM) Sol: but i also do not want to die
(5:05:01 PM) Rob: to me there is no more terrifying thought than a plane crash
(5:05:14 PM) Rob: i will not hesitate to spend more for safety inspections
(5:05:25 PM) Sol: what about a plane crash with snakes that are also on the plane?
(5:05:40 PM) Rob: slightly more amusing :)
(5:05:48 PM) Sol: or what about a Space Plane crash on the moon
(5:05:53 PM) Sol: Xenu and his space planes
(5:06:09 PM) Sol: then you crash and survive, but the air is leaking, and you suffocate to death
(5:06:27 PM) Sol: if the snakes don't get you first
(5:07:13 PM) Sol: these are space snakes too. they can live in outer space. so they will continue biting you even as you are running out of air
(5:07:28 PM) Rob: is that so?
(5:07:31 PM) Sol: yea
(5:07:36 PM) Sol: space snakes man
(5:07:38 PM) Sol: bad mojo there
(5:07:38 PM) Rob: then i will avoid the temptation to travel through space
(5:07:42 PM) Rob: indeed
(5:07:47 PM) Rob: i don't want to fuck with them
(5:08:04 PM) Sol: they slither through the aether
(5:08:20 PM) Sol: they dont die of old age either
(5:08:28 PM) Sol: and they keep on growing
(5:08:40 PM) Sol: some get as big as houses
(5:08:56 PM) Sol: i heard a tale by an old space pirate once
(5:09:36 PM) Sol: said once when he was out past Tau Ceti VII, in the asteroid belt there, he and his crew crashed on a large asteroid
(5:09:44 PM) Sol: he was only a deckhand then, as he says
(5:09:56 PM) Sol: but the asteroid turned out to be a space snake
(5:10:08 PM) Sol: 3 miles wide he reckoned
(5:10:18 PM) Sol: called it the Queen of Space Snakes
(5:10:30 PM) Sol: yea man, you don't wanna piss off space snakes
(5:10:33 PM) Rob: ..... rofl
(5:10:36 PM) Sol: especially if they are stuck on your plane



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